Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abbe teri galti hai “
Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u “ it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale “
Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“
Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “
Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “chal party de saale“
Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “
Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “
Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“
Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“
Saturday, October 16, 2010
English language .. Dont miss the comments
Class teacher once said :
"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)
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Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)
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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen
down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room
Training)
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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to
switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said
"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)
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Teacher in a furious mood...
Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)
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"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
(Child marriages are banned... :D)
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"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased
the board
(What an illustration...I like this professor)
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"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would u like to leave a note behind as well...)
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
(That will be better....)
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
(No Comments...chemical locha!!!)
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Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
(In terms of 1's n 0's)
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minz of silence)
"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen
down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room
Training)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to
switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said
"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Teacher in a furious mood...
Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
(Child marriages are banned... :D)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased
the board
(What an illustration...I like this professor)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would u like to leave a note behind as well...)
************ ********* ********* ************ *
LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
(That will be better....)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
(No Comments...chemical locha!!!)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
(In terms of 1's n 0's)
************ ********* ********* ********* *****
Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minz of silence)
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