Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Rosesh Ke Kavita....

Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai Rocks and so does Roshesh ki kavitas J

 

Here are some of them . Each one is a master piece  J

 

"humpty dumpty sat on the 'gadi'
gadi pe betha tabhi aa gayi dadi
dadi ne kaha aaja mere paas
kyuni gadi pe bethna is just so middle class."

"asman mein uud raha hai kabutar ....
Aasman mein uud raha hai kabutar ....

 

FLUTTER ..... FLUTTER..... FLUTTER...... "

 

"momaa ka purse jaise hospital ki pyaari si koi nurse
purse mein rakha tissue paper karta hai paseene ka ilaaj
aur lipstick ho jaise bhookhe honton ka anaaj
momaa ke purse ka hai makhmali sa sparsh
momaa ka purse
momaa ka purse "

 

"In the living room of Sarabhai's.........
Hogi Saahil Bhai ki sagaai...........
Agley mahiney...........
Priya Bhabhi phuli na samaai
Yeah Yeah Yeah............... "

 

"Tum bin jaise mai raaste ka andha bhikhari
thodi blessings daan me de do
thodi mamta tumhari
momma ho momma ha... "

 

"Ek Common Man Ko Mili He Pari
Jese Chiku Ke saath Ho Strawberry
Aage Aage Mummy Aur Piche Piche Daddy
Jaise Ho Tom And Jerry "

 

"ghanan ghanan ghanan ghanan
badalo se aaye pehla soorya kiran
datton ke liye danta manjan
aur pet ke liye kaayam chooran "

 

"hawa mein hain khushi ki aroma
jeet gayi momma,jeet gayi momma
say hi to happiness n tata to trauma
jeet gayi momma,jeet gayi momma "

 

 

"lagul lagul lagul lagul
laal laal lagul lagul JELLY
jelly ke cabre dancer jaise shareer mein chhupi hai
anjaani ankahee paheli

jelly hai moma ka mann
narm mulayam meetha
pasand hai ise har koi
sangeeta rita mita aneeta

jelly giri zameen par
to awaaz aayi PLUP PLUP!
baccha usme haath maare
to sunai deti hai THUP THUP!

jelly par kabhi fungus na lage
uska swaad kabhi bhankas na lage
agar bachani hai hume hamari

country...
TO JELLY KO BANANA HOGA HAMARA PRADHAN MANTRI!!"

 

"tumhe samjhe toh mujhe bhi samjhana, kyu hai mera jeevan itna khokla,jaise koi basi aur sada hua khaman dhokla.... "

 

"Popat Kaka ki atma ka Popat ud gaya ud gaya ud gaya rey..
Shristey k sajjan haath se popat jud gaya jud gaya jud gaya rey..

 

 

"Khatar khun khatar khun khatar khun

Sun mere dil ki dhun (Apparently Rosesh is comparing his heart to a car which has broken down)Tere pyaar ki oiling mil gayi isey

Toh khatar khun ka ho jaayega gun gun "

 

 

 

 

5 comments:

  1. Awesome ... how do you remeber these??? too good colllection.
    I am a big fan of Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai

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  2. Wow this was a treat to the heart!!! I laughed like crazy :P

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  3. one more...when roshesh comes to know that his father was a 'shayar' in his college days, this is how he reacts :

    mujhe abhi abhi pata hai chala
    mere kavita ke source hai mere pita

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  4. Kshama.. tussi Gr8 ho !!!!!
    btw.. i jus came across one mail that had this list of shayaris :)
    i dont byheart such stuff !!!!

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