Maine aapko Pehle kahi Suna Hai ;)

We all probably grew up listening to these dialogues and found something amiss (for the good obvoiusly) when we didnt hear them in a 3 hour movie There were zillions doing the rounds but we‘ll pick a few lest we get drained.

1- Main tumhaare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon
Girls passed out all of a sudden or ran to the loo to puke. Then screamed to themselves saying ,‘nahin yeh nahi ho sakta‘. The mothers , on catching them puking questioned,‘ kahan mooh kala kar aayi hai karamjali? Kahan leke ghoomegi is paap ko? Pat came the reply from the impregnated girl,‘ma , yeh mera paap nahi, pyar hai...blah blah blah.
So please let the pyar bloom, we said.

2- Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhodh do
Why did the girls wanted to be left to the gods? We‘re still wondering. Each time a villain pounced on them, they pledged ,‘bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhodh do. The villain aptly replied, ‘toh mera kya hoga rani?Main kahin mooh dikhane layak nahi rahoongi, the girl would carry on. Our Hema Malini took this to another level. In one film she said , ‘chhodh do mujhe , mere pati aa jayenge! The nation wondered with tongues in cheeks.
Then as defense, the girl would pull a knife out of an apple from the fruit basket and threaten to kill the villain saying, mere paas nahi aana varna, varna...and once the villain drew near, she would stab herself (someone with a lil bit more brain would instead stab the opposite party instead ).

3- Kutte, main tera khoon pee jaoonga
So as if water, tea and aerated drinks disappeared from the face of the earth. The hero was after the villain‘s blood.The savage act was in vogue. And when the heroes were unable to hunt down the ‘goonda‘ , they would yell their lungs out saying ,‘kameene agar maa ka doodh piya hai toh bahar aa‘. Whose milk would the villain drink otherwise? Please answer us.

4- Rakhee‘s eternal dialogues
The bells in the temple would swing violently each time she went up to the idol and begged for her dying son‘s life in the hospital.
She would take off,‘ Aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahi maanga bhagwan. Agar aaj tune mere bete ki jaan nahi bachai, toh mera tumse vishwas uth jayega!
Tum mere liye ek patthar ka tukda bankar reh jaoge‘. God was so scared, he quickly infused life into her dying son. She wiped her tears and galloped away.
Then in one film she literally held the bells and swung around like Tarzan did from tree to tree.
The Pandit ji was so worried, he asked, ‘kya hua Durga bahen? Ghantiyaan kyu baja rahi ho?
She gained composure and replied,‘ kyuki Pandit ji, ghantiyaan toh...bajane ke liye hi hoti hai na?
The guy passed out. So did we.
Her one liners:
a- Mere Karan Arjun aayenge, dharti ka seena cheer ke aayenge
b- Mere Ram Lakhan aayenge
c- Mere Shyam Ghanshyam aayenge

5- The accident prone Nirupa Roy
And who can forget Nirupa Roy utter the same line each time she gained consciousness after an accident?
Doctor saab, mujhe kuch dikhayi kyu nahi de raha hai ? Doctor saab, meri aankhon ki roshni? Followed by an emotional outburst. Melodrama began from there.
6- Here‘s more:
a- Tumne hamari naak katwa di
b- Mera aashirwaad sada tumhare saath hai
c- Tum bhi toh mere bete jaise ho
d- Tumne mujhe kahin ka nahi chhodha
e- Tum haath mooh dho lo, main khaana parosti hoon
f- Maine tumhare liye apne haathon se kheer banayi hai


Hahahaha
am sure there are million more that we are so used to hearing that they dont register to us the same old dialogues . Do let me know any of those dialogues which havent been included above ..

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