Wedding Bells for the Publicity Hogging Queen

I know it’s all a publicity stunt for the woman who has all sorts of cheap publicity stunts to her credits and lets all face it... she has become famous only due to it .

I don’t think the lady (or whoever he/she is) , whom I m talking about is unknown to anyone who watched some television .She s back from a long hiatus and this time she’s getting married on National television !!!

Yes a reality show where she’s going to do have a Swayamvar for herself !!!! When I first read about this , I assumed it’s a new concept and it’s just a contest where the winner will win a few things but hold your breath guys... she claims that she’s going to actually get married to this winner !!!! (is anyone participating ???? )

I am still not able to decipher if any of the men who participate if at all , are doing it for publicity or coz of their love for Miss Sawant ?

We all have witnessed how the love sick puppy Abhishek Awasthi (ex boyfriend of Miss Sawant) became pretty much a well known figure after Rakhee confessed her undying love on the biggest reality show on Indian television BIG BOSS 1 .She rose to fame and she thought it was a great platform for her to be seen in those garish outfits and loud makeup and be heard saying all the weirdest things (including her Divine connection with Ganpati Bappa and JESSUUS Christ)

Let me not torture the rakhee sawant fans any more by saying anything against her but below are the excerpts from her interview

The actress is ready with her new reality show, Rakhee Ka Swayamvara on NDTV Imagine, where men wishing to get married to Rakhee have to register

themselves with the show. (ONLY NDTV IMAGINE CAN IMAGINE SUCH STUFF)

After selecting the 15 grooms of her choice, Rakhee will stay with them under one roof. (SOMEONE IS GONA HAVE A ROLLICKING TIME)

During this time, she will give her prospective grooms various tasks to perform. (PROBABLY WHO CAN WASH CLOTHES AND UTENSILS AND BROOM THE HOUSE IN MINIMILISTIC TIME)

The ones who fail face elimination every week. (OBVOIUSLY.. THEY ARE OF NO GOOD TO THE GODDESS IF THEY CANT DO EVEN SUCH SIMPLE STUFF !)

The final week will see Rakhee marrying the groom of her choice. (GROOM WITH A BROOM;))

Rakhee is also expected to visit the homes of her finalists to find out about their families. Her friends will be involved in the show at a later stage. (PROBABLY TO MAKE SURE THEY WONT HARASS HER FOR DOWRY AFTER THE MARRIAGE )

When she was asked How did this idea dawn on you?

King Janakraja held a swayamvar for his daughter Sita. Why don't you go and ask him where he got the idea from?

If Sita can find Ram through a swayamvar, why can't I? I might not find Ram but I might find Shyam (SHE IS PROBABLY THINKING OF SOME TWIN BROTHER THAT RAM HAD !!! THAT TOO THE HINDU MYTHOLOGICAL GOD. IS SHE A TOTAL NO- BRAINER)

Did the channel approach you?

It was my idea, so I approached them. I have become famous due to reality shows. (YES, ONLY YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WEDDING A REALITY SHOW . ARE YOU PAYING THE CHANNEL TO HOST THIS FOR YOU ???)

When I have become such a celebrity, why then should I have a quiet wedding? (AFTER ALL I HAVE NOT HAD A QUITE MOMENT EVEN IN THE LOO !!)

If Kareena Kapoor can set a trend of size zero, why can't I start a trend of swayamvar? (YEAH . HOPE YOU GET TO HOST THE SEASON 2 AND SO ON TOOO )

As far as controversies go, people have always supported me. Marriage is a very serious affair for me and so this is not a publicity stunt. (YAH , AND THAT IS WHY I HAVE CHOSEN A LOW PROFILE CHANNEL)

It is you, who think that whatever Rakhee does is a publicity stunt. (WE ARE SO SORRY TO MISINTERPRETE YOU )

Publicity stunts are done by superstars, who walk on the ramp and get their jeans unbuttoned by their wives. (YAH , AND YOU ARE JUS A PLAIN JANE RAKHEE SAWANT)

This is my marriage and you will get to know more as you watch the show. (YEAH, THERE ARE MANY SUCH PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO WATCH WHATS HAPPENING IN OTHER PEOPLES’ PERSONAL LIVES )

Why not someone from the film industry itself?

Everyone in the industry is engaged [smiles]. Rahul Gandhi is a bachelor but I cannot reach him. (I LOVE YOUR HONESTY THOUGH)

Maybe if he sees the show he might propose to me because I'm looking beautiful today. (OK I TAKE BACK MY WORDS…)

I don't mind cricketers also; there are a few bachelors like Mahender Singh Dhoni and Yuvraj Singh. (smiles) (AM SURE THEY WILL MIND THOUGH)

He should be confident and talented. He need not have six-pack abs but not a huge tummy either. (blah blah blah..go on.. we are listening)

I am looking for a companion who is warm, affectionate, someone who can dance a little bit, who respects women for who they and above all,

someone who is punctual.