Hi .. Had come across this interesting observations some Bollywood genius made , after watching some 9268546 Hindi movies .
Its worth a read !!!!
1. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
2. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
3. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
4. If you are slim ,pretty and wear designer glasses , it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
5. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off–even even while you are drowning !
6. You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your mehbooba back home.
7. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when his love interest tries to clean his wounds.
8. Computer monitors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: “Enter Password Now.”
9. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
10. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
11. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
12. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
13. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
14. When chased by a hoard of zombies, run upstairs.
15 . If there are 2 heroes and 2 heriones , chances are that the heroes are brothers/ best friends and the heroines are sisters/ best friends
16.The Heroine wears the most garish , frilly outfits with a snobbish attitude till she falls in love with some Garib Hero and changes her wardrobe overnite
to pastel salwar kameeezes covered head to toe !!!!
Courtesy…sources in both hollywood and bollywood…interested people can include others “woods” also…viz: tollywood, mollywood,lollywood,gollywood…
Has the genius missed something that you have noticed ? Please tell me
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