Thursday, August 27, 2009

Cute jokes


Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."
Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"
Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo ..Malkin .........
Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai."




Santa-Oye! what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this baby's voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this




This one is too good..............
Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!




Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha - "COMING SOON"




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