Incredible India

We live in a nation

·  where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance police,

·  Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%,

·  Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free,

·  Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity,

·  Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,

·  Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous,

·  Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.

·  Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."